Gen Z Doctors Be Like… 😂 | Spiritual Manifesting Fails & How to Decide Anything

If your doctor has ever told you your uterus is "cute," congratulations—you’ve been blessed by a Gen Z medical professional. This generation is rewriting the rulebook on bedside manner, and we are obsessed. From declaring your pancreas has "left the chat" to casually dropping "Live, laugh, Lexapro," their unserious yet oddly comforting energy is exactly what healthcare needed.

But since we can’t live on viral medical stories alone (sadly), in this One Card Shy episode we also talk about two things they didn’t teach us in school: how to manifest without accidentally bankrupting yourself (RIP, my yoga studio) and why keeping the door "cracked" on decisions might be your worst habit. Here are the episode highlights...

1. Gen Z Doctors: The Unhinged Heroes We Deserve

We collected some (real) patient stories, and no, you’re not hallucinating:

• "Girl, your uterus is cute. I love this generation."

• "Yes, queen—no more kids." (An OB-GYN’s response to a tubal ligation.)

• "Holy sh*t girl, how are you still alive?" (After reviewing a patient’s file.)

  
  

Why does this work? Because Gen Z treats trauma like a group chat, and honestly? We’re here for it. Their blend of absurdity and authenticity makes even the scariest medical news feel like a meme review.

2. Manifesting Gone Wrong: A Cautionary Tale

Remember when we all thought "just put it out into the universe!" was a foolproof plan? Yeah, us too. Here’s what happens when you’re too vague:

• The Yoga Studio Debacle: Candy manifested "owning a yoga studio" with zero specifics. The universe delivered… a charming money pit with terrible parking. Lesson? If you don’t define your non-negotiables (profit margins, location, etc.), the universe might just hand you a metaphor for chaos.

• The Apartment Dilemma: Laura almost talked herself out of a perfect apartment because she overanalyzed "signs" (Will the first floor be too noisy? Or will the fourth floor be too noisy?). Spoiler: The universe doesn’t speak in riddles—it speaks in options. Your job is to pick.

  
  

3. Cracked Doors & Indecision: Stop Torturing Yourself

We love a metaphor, and here’s the tea on doors:

• Wide open = "Hell yes, I’m all in!"

• Closed = "Hard pass." or "Decision-made."

• Cracked = "I’m emotionally torturing myself and everyone around me."

Example: Keeping the door cracked on a half-hearted relationship "just in case" isn’t a strategy—it’s self-sabotage. Same goes for career moves, friendships, or even what to order for dinner. Clarity is kindness—to yourself and the universe.

Final Thought: Gen Z doctors remind us not to take life (or our organs) too seriously. But if you want to manifest better? Get specific. If you want to decide better? Shut the damn door or what ifs. And if you find a Gen Z doc who prescribes "vibes only," send them our way.

Your Turn: Got a wild Gen Z doctor story? A manifesting win (or fail)? DM us—we’ll feature the best ones!